March 2012
taylub: I feel fat.
me: bad?
lub: FAT!!
me: mad?
lub: FAT!!
me: oh. fat. fat people are hot.
a haiku:
I am so heartbroke.
okcupid florida
dreamgirl. keep dreaming.
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February 2012
1 tag
kill.
fuck.
fight.
yell.
bite.
I had a yuengling before bed.
I woke up and my tongue was blue.
bucket is trying to eat the art off of joshs wall.
do you think there’s a black hole that goes from buckets mouth to mine?
“When I said I wasn’t with another girl
the January after we fell in love for...”
– Jon Sands, A Working List of Things I Will Never Tell You
this is so applicable all the time why?
dear Greensboro,
I moved back to be with you
but you won’t stop sucking my dick.
where are you? come play.
love kara.
“she was like bending over in front of me without my consent…”
– taylub
wtf I made deans list?
now you tell me?
cool?
kara: what are you giving up for lent?
dad: abstinence.
“you risk equally, you hurt equally, and you love equally.”
– my dad on true love.
and that was before I salvaged my first bowlpack in two weeks from my most loyal grinder. tomorrow is going to be the best godamn day of my life.
Watchthe wild squirrel used screech. pi is paralyzed. the wild squirrel got away.
Watchpokemon really isn’t the same without Brock or misty but look a wild squirrel appears. I CHOOSE YOU PI. pi used bide.
ikea depression shopping my poor wallet hates me.
